Tony shining blade7/5/2023 This one really hits home for The Chadster, as it reminds him that he's got to keep shining his light on the truth about AEW, no matter how many times Tony Khan and his cronies try to stab Vince McMahon right in the back □️. Or how about, "The years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running" □♂️? It's just so motivational! This line encourages The Chadster to keep going, even when it feels like AEW is being disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it.Īnd finally, the classic, "You never know if you don't go, you never shine if you don't glow" □. This reminds The Chadster that he's an all-star in the wrestling journalism world, and no matter how much Tony Khan tries to cheese him off, The Chadster will keep playing the game □. Take, for instance, the powerful line, "Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play" □. Their words inspire The Chadster to stand strong against AEW and be an unbiased journalist, just like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, otherwise known as The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club. But you know what? The Chadster finds solace in the amazing lyrics of his favorite band, Smashmouth □. Do you see that? Tony Khan almost made The Chadster drink and drive! Auugghh man!Įvery time The Chadster thinks about Tony Khan and AEW Dynamite, it really gets The Chadster down. Well, he will drink the seltzer after he gets back. The Chadster can't stress enough how unfair it all is!□♂️ AEW, why are you always trying to ruin The Chadster's life? The Chadster needs to calm down and take a drive in his Mazda Miata□, while listening to Smashmouth□ and drinking a cold White Claw seltzer□. This tag match is part of a build to a four-way match at Double or Nothing, and it's so disrespectful to treat these "pillars" (who didn't even pay their dues in WWE) as real contenders for a world championship! □ Lastly, let's not forget the match featuring AEW World Champion MJF and Sammy Guevara vs. □ How could he betray WWE like that?! And Chris Jericho is the ringleader of all these traitors! He should just go back to singing in Fozzy instead of ruining wrestling. The Chadster's heart still stings from Roderick Strong's debut last week. The Jericho Appreciation Society's Daniel Garcia, Jake Hager, Matt Menard, and Angelo Parker. Moving on, we have Roderick Strong, Adam Cole, Bandido, and AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy vs. It's just what the world needed – a convoluted match full of chaos and broken traditional wrestling rules! □ Tony Khan, how much more obsessed with The Chadster can you be? □Īnd because fast-paced, high-flying action and excitement don't belong in wrestling, AEW is forcing us to sit through the Tres De Mayo Trios Battle Royal involving more teams than The Chadster can stomach. It's pretty obvious the only reason Juice Robinson has a job in AEW is because his nickname is "Rock Hard." It's a clear dig at The Chadster's sexual impotence, which is so dang unfair! Plus, it doesn't help with trying to save The Chadster's marriage to Keighleyanne.
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